I’d like to draw to everyones attention to myspace, if i may.
Perhaps a myspace page belonging unto “Da nigga that’ll make ur Pu$$y feel like magic!†That’s right, this self proclaimed wizard will make my vagina feel like it we’re – and stop me if I missing the big picture- a “Magical Being.†Is this to say that in his presence, I too will have a vagina as magical as, let’s say, the magical unicorn vagina? What kind of magical acts will my vagina be able to perform? Will I be able to poop from it? That would give me a good reason to not have sex. “Oh, sorry honey, I would have sex with you, I really would, it’s just that I have to poop and then I’ll have to douche and by the time it’s all said and done, I’m probably gonna have a headache. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe this guy can really turn my vagina into a fish that grants wishes… you guys should check his ass out and see if this is for real, cause a magical vagina is sounding pretty good to me right now!
P.S It also appears that only “heavy†vaginas need apply.
http://myspace.com/sexyboricua4u420
Archive for April, 2007
So yesterday, I tried hula hooping after
about ten years of kicking the thing. It was so foreign at first,
but I’ll tell you right now, hula hooping is like riding a bike… you just
try it and then do it. I also realize how sexual the whole hula
hooping act is. It was actually quite disturbing. Here I am, after
ten years with a countless number of men under my belt, hula
hooping with a bunch of children who don’t understand the sexual
movement your hips are gyrating in. I felt like a bit of a molester
to tell you the truth. I also got a moist crotch….. I’ve got to
go. Till next time! Sweet Cheex out!
