I’m not quite sure why bands decide to reunite. Maybe it’s the money. Maybe they’re looking for a little attention… Or maybe it’s because their loyal fans demand it. I’ve never got to go to fucking NKOTB concert when I was little and quite frankly, i feel really fucking cheated. In the video above, Donnie Whalberg picks a little girl out of the audience and sings “Cover Girl” to her. WTF?!?!?! What kind of sick rub it in my face joke is that? Have the reunioin or else.
Archive for September, 2007
A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own
head.
Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.
The blonde replies “Shut up stupid! You’re next!”
You know what, there is nothing funny about a woman killing herself and then killing someone else. I mean this is a really dangerous situation. If a woman has the power to die and then come back from the dead and kill other people, well then we’re all in serious trouble. Watch your backs people! Watch your backs.
Listen, I don’t know where you guys get your information, but I heard it from the source, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Some of you, whose seedy sources include the National Inquirer and Star Magazine, have been misinformed. There are no Gays in Iran. You guys can fight me all you want, but he’s the president of Iran, he would know! When Ahmadinejad enlightened us with this piece of information, many students laughed and jeered. Obviously they thought the homosexual “phenomenon” was as widespread as their mothers vaginas - I don’t know who told you this…
OJ’s Free Again!!!! ZAG fears his life and breaksdown… He has been hiding out for the last 3 days…
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This just in… Shown here is a photograph of Robert Zagula, a man who in the past week has gone from a free spirited football fan, to a refugee running from his own home and away from his friends and family. Running to escape the clutches of the football star he angered so greatly. It is clear that after his friend was brutally beaten there was no where safe to go. Zag now roams the streets avoiding anyone he knows. This photo clearly shows a desperate man who has little concern for the looters in his pocket and the trash heap mattress he sleeps on. There have been reports that Zag has turned to drugs to ease his suffering. His drug dealer refused to comment.
With OJ Simpsons recently released from jail, it is clear that the time clock has run down for aspiring model and football fan Robert Zagula - aka Zag. After his flippant remarks about OJ’s guilt, Zag received a startling, threat filled phone call from Mr. Simpson which immediately sent him into hiding. We’ve received photographs from the NYPD showing a picture of Rapstar Phenomenon , GoldieLoxxx, a friend of Zags, beaten unmercifully. Police believe that when Simpson failed to locate his accuser he went after his friends. “She just wouldn’t tell him where Mr.Zagula was, so he beat the shit out of her” said Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly…stay tuned as this story developes.
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I’m really excited about the new film 30 Days Of Night- It’s suppose to be super scary! THEN I read this summary which made the film sound extremely suckassish and gay.-
In sleepy, secluded Barrow, Alaska, the sun sets and doesn’t rise for over thirty consecutive days and nights. From the darkness, across the frozen wasteland, an evil will come that will bring the residents of Barrow to their knees. The only hope for the town is the Sheriff (Josh Hartnett) and Deputy (Melissa George), a husband and wife who are torn between their own survival and saving the town they love.
WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS A BOOB
Bottom Line: Some crazy blood sucking vampire ass mother fuckers rise up cause it’s dark for thirty days and they can. So they massacre this little bumbleterd town. Josh Hartnet, the Sheriff is hot as balls(as usual) and takes on the murderous villains from hell. I can’t wait to see how it ends…does he get the girl or will he save the town he loves. WTF It better be scary cause I will disown Josh Hartnet if he fucks this up.
I knocks the pride out of ‘em… when you least expect it… I’ll lay the boom on ‘em
In the late day of September 17th, a police officer made it his business to ticket me for “standing” in a no parking/standing zone! FUCK YOU!!!!!! A curse on your children and your children’s children’s children. One day on your Children’s, Children’s Children’s 18th birthday, they will all drop dead of a chlamydia gonorrhea herpes aids chicken pox small pox measles mumps crabs diarrhea Elephantitis genocide shingles penicillin allergies cramps drug overdose Polio Salmonella gang green shark attack cock blast to the Brain.
A profanity-filled audio recording, apparently of O. J. Simpson threatening the life of Rob Zagula, professional football fan, surfaced online today.
In the 42-second recording, the voice of a man identified as Mr. Simpson by magicbutter.com, is heard repeatedly calling Zag a “motherfucker” and threatens his “motherfucking life”. Magic Butter has learned that a video tape of Rob Zagula has been obtained… developing….
