OJ’s Free Again!!!! ZAG fears his life and breaksdown… He has been hiding out for the last 3 days…
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This just in… Shown here is a photograph of Robert Zagula, a man who in the past week has gone from a free spirited football fan, to a refugee running from his own home and away from his friends and family. Running to escape the clutches of the football star he angered so greatly. It is clear that after his friend was brutally beaten there was no where safe to go. Zag now roams the streets avoiding anyone he knows. This photo clearly shows a desperate man who has little concern for the looters in his pocket and the trash heap mattress he sleeps on. There have been reports that Zag has turned to drugs to ease his suffering. His drug dealer refused to comment.
A profanity-filled audio recording, apparently of O. J. Simpson threatening the life of Rob Zagula, professional football fan, surfaced online today.
In the 42-second recording, the voice of a man identified as Mr. Simpson by magicbutter.com, is heard repeatedly calling Zag a “motherfucker” and threatens his “motherfucking life”. Magic Butter has learned that a video tape of Rob Zagula has been obtained… developing….
Rob Zagula, football fan, is reportedly in hiding tonite. Accounts of the death threat made on his life by O.J Simpson are true. Magic Butter has obtained exclusive access to the message left by Simpson on Rob Zagula’s answering machine… developing………
developing…. O.J. Simpson leaves ZAG a voicemail from jail threatening to kill him… FEDs seize the voicemail from ZAG, saying it will release to public shortly…
in my last 2 post’s I felt like I was avoiding being myself and not really talking to all the people out there who have given us so much love over the years, and I figures it was time I got off it and said I what I really think and told you all what really happened.
Right after we launched Magic Butter as a subscription site in the fall of 2005, I was approached by FUSE to take all of the Magic Butter content and turn it into a variety show. I really loved the idea and maybe i was being short sighted and naive at the time I really believed the development executive at the time there (who shall remain nameless for now) and Magic Butter went into contract with FUSE. We started talking about putting movies on their site and I was getting so much pressure to not be a subscription site that I just thought ‘fuck it’ and we put the whole site up as free while we started developing what would be the Magic Butter Show. Long story short, the dev execs boss gets fired as an Xmas present that year and the new boss at FUSE killed our show so they could focus on being a music channel and kills the idea. Look at what they did put on… lying assholes.
Soooo! It has taken a year for us to put together a new dedicated team here at Magic Butter and to build a platform that can grow organically with our content and thoughts and ideas. We will be making improvements every day and every week. In the coming months we will launch real user profiles and let all of you publish your work here on our site. As of right now, spicy donut has said he will be moderating the uploads. oh and we will be giving away sick prizes!
Please let us know what you think and what you need and what we can do to make Magic Butter better for all of you and we’ll get right on it. I promise I will never be lured down the path of suckling at the TV teat again at the expense of not caretaking the Magic Butter!
Dial Up cuz we’ve got new cartoon coming out every week!
love u guys!
BC
Hey brethren out here on the in-ter-net! it’s good to be back - living the game is hard on a player - sometime you gots to get out for a while. We’re back and will be launching sweet tits shows and dope goodies for ya’ll from now on! We’re ready to destroy those who would try and harm our precious internet!
Dial UP!
Starting with a special man who goes by the name of BuckarooBanzai and his delictible KIND GRANOLA I shall be paying special homage to all those who REALLY love Magic Butter here in this blog.
1. KIND GRANOLA :
BuckarooBanzai presents: Kind Granola (an edible marijuana recipe)
Okay, who out there also cooks with bud? Lemme hear ya say, “HELL YEAH!”Edibles are a great thing, seriously. The high is long lasting and oh so pleasant…
150 degrees F for 10-15 minutes is sufficient to free the carboxyl group (decarboxylate the THC). The actives in THC will boil off in the 250F to 400F range, so NEVER warm above 250F or you are loosing good stuff. Try to stay at or below 150, though, because you can boil off the essential oils that give the kind its lovely complex flavor.
Point two is also critical. THC is just barely water soluble. In bongs, this is a good thing, because you can bubble the smoke through water (to cool it) without loosing anything good in the water. As a sub note, this is why drinking bong water will make you vomit, but will not get you high.
In your stomach, a low solubility in water is very bad for things you want to get into your blood stream. Your stomach and GI tract are full of water. If the THC can’t dissolve into water, it can’t get into your system. THC doesn’t dissolve in water.
To get THC into your blood stream, where it can do some good, you need to first dissolve it into something that is easily absorbed by your GI tract. Edible oil is perfect for this. THC is highly soluble in most edible oils.
Butter and olive oil are both fantastic choices and easy to add to a billion different existing recipes!!!
SO, if you don’t like my recipe, just add the magic butter (or olive oil) to your own favorite tasty treat (or bread) and nosh heartily!
- Ingredients:
- 8 grams kind bud
- 1 stick organic butter (NOT MARGARINE)
- 1 capful organic vanilla in bourbon
- 1 teaspoon dark maple sugar
- 2 tablespoons light brown sugar
- 1.5 cups of good granola (organic is king)
- 3 big pieces wax paper Pinch of nutmeg
Firstly, a word on ingredients: you can easily skimp on them, but God sakes, WHY? 8 grams of kind has a retail value of around $100 in most markets for a REASON. Part of that reason is the high – another part is that delicious smell/taste. You’ll get to experience a lot more of that smell/taste when eating buds. Don’t fuck that flavor up with shitty artificial vanilla and maple syrup!!! And yes, margarine will work, but again, WHY????
Secondly, you can do the “warming in oil†part in a big pan over super low heat, but a double boiler works much better and much more safely. There is no chance of loosing magic and almost no chance of loosing flavor in a double boiler.Remove all stems and seeds from your bud and chop it up as finely as possible. Drying the buds completely will make them easier to grind up into powder. Melt the butter in the double boiler. Add the powdered bud to the double boiler and heat for 30 minutes. Cover the double boiler if you can to preserve flavor. Stir at least once ever 10 minutes. Add the vanilla and maple syrup to the oil and stir well.
Pour the granola into a large bowl. Add the nutmeg and sugar to the granola. Pour the oil mixture into the granola mixture and stir well. Use a spatula or your finger to get every last drop of oil. Each drop is precious with THC! Put the bowl in the freezer for 15 minutes to harden up a little.
Scrape all the granola mixture onto wax paper (again, every little bit is precious now). Roll the wax paper up like a joint, compressing the granola mixture down into a tight cylinder. Use a new sheet of wax paper if it tears. Put the tightly rolled cylinder in the fridge for 1 hour to harden completely. It will hold its shape easily if you wrap aluminum foil around the wax paper.
After your cylinder of delight is nice and hard, use a serrated knife to cut it up into eight “coins.†Cut each coin in half, toss in a big plastic bag and put back in the freezer. Keep them in the freezer or the treats will soften and break apart.
Test ½ coin by eating it on an empty stomach and waiting a full four hours to see what happens. Eating too much marijuana will make you feel HORRIBLE – way worse than booze. Don’t eat too much!!!
As an end note, for those of you with vaporizers, the “skuff†(material left over after vaporizing) is still quite effective for cooking.
Bon appetit!
No BuckarooBanzai BON APE TITS! to you and Dial UP!
BC
I was wondering if there was a resource slash encyclopedia of drug recipes and found this:
http://www.drugs-plaza.com/recipes.htm
Well, they’ve already accomplished what i had set out to do, so I’m thinking why don’t you all tell me what this blog should be about if not magical recipes. I’m thinking maybe world politics and global douche-baggery.
I’m taking suggestions starting… now….
DIAL UP!!
BC
oh, and here are those recipes i promised! i scraped from MARTA STUPOR’D
http://www.vueweekly.com/articles/default.aspx?i=6124
Easy Pot Butter
Break up your dried pot as though planning to roll with it. Melt your butter on low heat (or in a double boiler) and add the bud. Simmer the combination on medium heat until the greenish hues of the pot have all turned brown—perhaps 20 minutes for small batches of an eighth of weed with a pound of butter.
Strain out the herb with cheesecloth, squeezing as much butter as possible from its clutches. The resulting greenish-brown butter comes pre-melted and perfect for use in both baking and getting baked!
Magic Peanut Butter Squares
Like pot tea or hash brownies, anyone can chow down on ‘shrooms or throw them into boiling water. Why not avoid the entire, horribly-flavoured mess and try some delectable Magic Peanut Butter Squares?
1/8 oz (3.5 g) psilocybin
12 oz (340 g) butterscotch chips
1 cup smooth peanut butter
1/2 cup butter (not Magic Butter)
1 small bag of multicoloured
marshmallows
Grind dried magic mushrooms into dust.
Place butterscotch chips into a heavy-bottomed saucepan and cook over low heat until melted. Stir in the powdered bliss, then add peanut butter and butter. After they have been well stirred, allow the mixture to cool.
Add marshmallows and put into a buttered eight-inch square pan. Store in the refrigerator until you just need to try one, and have three. Put the rest away or feed them to two friends and prepare for six hours of intense visuals.
