So yesterday, I tried hula hooping after
about ten years of kicking the thing. It was so foreign at first,
but I’ll tell you right now, hula hooping is like riding a bike… you just
try it and then do it. I also realize how sexual the whole hula
hooping act is. It was actually quite disturbing. Here I am, after
ten years with a countless number of men under my belt, hula
hooping with a bunch of children who don’t understand the sexual
movement your hips are gyrating in. I felt like a bit of a molester
to tell you the truth. I also got a moist crotch….. I’ve got to
go. Till next time! Sweet Cheex out!