God Damn it Britney. I love you so much. At first I was really let down by your performance at the VMAs last night, but now i have to say - I Love You. You’ve shown your vagina a record 3 times, shaved your head, boned half of hollywood, went topless with some random dudes and let people take pictures, got shitty for three days and rocked your beer belly in front of the entire world… If I could be anyone but me, I’d be you and i know you would be me too. You didn’t win any awards last night, but the first Magicbutter, “I don’t give a fuck award,” that goes to you baby. And now I declare you our -