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Goldieloxxx There Are No Gays In Iran

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Listen, I don’t know where you guys get your information, but I heard it from the source, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Some of you, whose seedy sources include the National Inquirer and Star Magazine, have been misinformed. There are no Gays in Iran. You guys can fight me all you want, but he’s the president of Iran, he would know! When Ahmadinejad enlightened us with this piece of information, many students laughed and jeered. Obviously they thought the homosexual “phenomenon” was as widespread as their mothers vaginas - I don’t know who told you this…

Baby Champagne OJ’s FREE!!! ZAG Fears Simpson Will Kill Him

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OJ’s Free Again!!!! ZAG fears his life and breaksdown… He has been hiding out for the last 3 days…

Baby Champagne ZAG “Still in Hiding” Spotted on the Streets of Brooklyn

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This just in… Shown here is a photograph of Robert Zagula, a man who in the past week has gone from a free spirited football fan, to a refugee running from his own home and away from his friends and family. Running to escape the clutches of the football star he angered so greatly. It is clear that after his friend was brutally beaten there was no where safe to go. Zag now roams the streets avoiding anyone he knows. This photo clearly shows a desperate man who has little concern for the looters in his pocket and the trash heap mattress he sleeps on. There have been reports that Zag has turned to drugs to ease his suffering. His drug dealer refused to comment.

Goldieloxxx OJ Beats Goldieloxxx to get to Zag

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With OJ Simpsons recently released from jail, it is clear that the time clock has run down for aspiring model and football fan Robert Zagula - aka Zag. After his flippant remarks about OJ’s guilt, Zag received a startling, threat filled phone call from Mr. Simpson which immediately sent him into hiding. We’ve received photographs from the NYPD showing a picture of Rapstar Phenomenon , GoldieLoxxx, a friend of Zags, beaten unmercifully. Police believe that when Simpson failed to locate his accuser he went after his friends. “She just wouldn’t tell him where Mr.Zagula was, so he beat the shit out of her” said Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly…stay tuned as this story developes.

Goldieloxxx Josh Hartnet - Don’t make me kick your ass!

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I’m really excited about the new film 30 Days Of Night- It’s suppose to be super scary! THEN I read this summary which made the film sound extremely suckassish and gay.-

In sleepy, secluded Barrow, Alaska, the sun sets and doesn’t rise for over thirty consecutive days and nights. From the darkness, across the frozen wasteland, an evil will come that will bring the residents of Barrow to their knees. The only hope for the town is the Sheriff (Josh Hartnett) and Deputy (Melissa George), a husband and wife who are torn between their own survival and saving the town they love.

WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS A BOOB

Bottom Line: Some crazy blood sucking vampire ass mother fuckers rise up cause it’s dark for thirty days and they can. So they massacre this little bumbleterd town. Josh Hartnet, the Sheriff is hot as balls(as usual) and takes on the murderous villains from hell. I can’t wait to see how it ends…does he get the girl or will he save the town he loves. WTF It better be scary cause I will disown Josh Hartnet if he fucks this up.

RiverIsMyDog Evangelism Linebacker

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I knocks the pride out of ‘em… when you least expect it… I’ll lay the boom on ‘em

Goldieloxxx You Cant Park Here

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In the late day of September 17th, a police officer made it his business to ticket me for “standing” in a no parking/standing zone! FUCK YOU!!!!!! A curse on your children and your children’s children’s children. One day on your Children’s, Children’s Children’s 18th birthday, they will all drop dead of a chlamydia gonorrhea herpes aids chicken pox small pox measles mumps crabs diarrhea Elephantitis genocide shingles penicillin allergies cramps drug overdose Polio Salmonella gang green shark attack cock blast to the Brain.

Baby Champagne OJ Death Threat Released!

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A profanity-filled audio recording, apparently of O. J. Simpson threatening the life of Rob Zagula, professional football fan, surfaced online today.

In the 42-second recording, the voice of a man identified as Mr. Simpson by magicbutter.com, is heard repeatedly calling Zag a “motherfucker” and threatens his “motherfucking life”. Magic Butter has learned that a video tape of Rob Zagula has been obtained… developing….

Spicy Donut Eat a Spicy D!

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Do you ever feel special?…. Down there? I know I do! but its nothing to be ashamed about. In fact It’s totally normal and perfectly healthy. Touch it… Go on… give it a little squeeze. Doesn’t that feel nice?
Hi Kids! I’m Spicy Donut and if your holding your special FLCL limited edition red variant 12″figure in your lap then you probably went to comic con like me this year. If your holding something else, might i suggest the moose video to help finish things up… ahem… i’ll wait.

(my first blog and what do I do…remind people they can go to other places on the net and masturbate to girls… and mooses… meese? moosei? that’ll get the hits coming.)
Welcome back… heres a 20, clean yourself off.

So imagine if you will a giant hall filled with the cream of the sweaty nerd crop. Im talking…
Overlay self important nerd who talks to loud.
Super otaku nerd fun fun happy good time.
Quiet ugly as fuck nerd surrounded by a harem of gorgeous women.
Gonna make it in the biz nerd who brought his portfolio to the con even though its the size of a fucking billboard and hits every fucking person that passes by.
The star trek/wars nerds…of which there are many and they all hate each other. which is just great.
The oddly still rampant ghostbusters nerds (whats with that?)
this list could go on for pages…
Which one am I? Sarcastic smartass nerd who is actually probably nerdier than the rest of them but like to think he’s better than everyone else…the prick.

One of the best things about Comic Con is that people dress up… and some of them are serious about it. and i think thats the bee’s knees… because there’s nothing funnier than a guy dressed in a full matrix neo outfit eating an overly priced hotdog next to the hentai booth.

He needed his brothers to protect him from the beatings…

the name tag makes this guy all the more menacing…

thats just hot… i dont care what you people think… i got the yellow fever baby.

It was ICE of these guys to drop by haha…*the tears start now.

my dream car… someday…someday… but it has to have fully functioning saw blades or its no deal!

The costumes arent all bad… nerd love >_<
The Con last 4 days and its a whirlwind of celebrity guest stars, movie premieres. free flyers and buttons and stickers and crap (i came back with a whole suitcase filled with promo items… they’re probably good for kindling or something.) I mean who knows when you might need to burn a flyer promoting the release of farscape season 7 disc 58.

The geekdom is there and present in all sides of the con but there are actually many amazing artists and you can just walk right up to most of them and they’ll sign and sketch for you. I was lucky enough to meet Joe Ledbetter, Toki Doki, Chris Sanders ,Frank Kozik , Mike Mignola , Jim Mahfood …this list goes on too. I’m an art nerd…so i have to geekout a bit.

I’m trying to call magic butter out there for next years con so we can have crazy drunken comic con fun… also.. how funny would it be to see the moose running around humping stormtroopers and smelling like way too much whiskey :)
to the sweaty masses! vive la moose!

Baby Champagne ZAG hiding out due to O.J. Simpson death threats

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Rob Zagula, football fan, is reportedly in hiding tonite. Accounts of the death threat made on his life by O.J Simpson are true. Magic Butter has obtained exclusive access to the message left by Simpson on Rob Zagula’s answering machine… developing………





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