I woke up this morning and the mother effin sink was full of cotton pickin dishes. Now I know I’m not the only son of a cracker ass honky in this house who uses dishware. Effective noon tomorrow, I will resign as dishwasher of this house. I know a lot of you will miss me, but it has to be done.

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I need to get laid. Now I know some of you are interested in men, some of you women. I am so sick and tired of all of that! I need to get with something real, something that’s really going to turn me inside out. That’s right Moose. Today I am going to have sexual relations with a moose. Don’t believe me? I’ll video tape the whole thing and show your asses tomorrow!!!!!! What’s up now?!?